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<div class="table-wrap"><table data-ke-type="table" data-ke-align="alignLeft" style="width: 100%;" border="1"><tbody><tr><td style="width: 100%; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';"><b><br></b></span><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/Lo6f/b4c22038ad01bb065057c1dbff6130b0ed0c18ab" class="txc-image" width="500" height="789" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/Lo6f/b4c22038ad01bb065057c1dbff6130b0ed0c18ab" data-orgin-width="608" data-origin-height="960"></div><br><span style="color: #ee2323; font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size23"><b>마누라의 유도심문 </b></span><br><span style="color: #ee2323; font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size23"><b>. </b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>★마누라 </b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>당신 나 죽어면 어떡할꼬야?</b></span><br><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>★티브이 보는 남편 </b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>씰데없는소리 하고있네.</b></span><br><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>★장난치는 마누라 </b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>당신 재혼할꼬지?</b></span><br><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>★대답하는 남편 </b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>아니, 안해...(코꾸녕 후비면서 )</b></span><br><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>★끈질긴 마누라 </b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>결혼해서 사는게 낫잖아.</b></span><br><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/Lo6f/574d44dd0a73feff7ee7f0a37d87e539f7dc0742" class="txc-image" width="400" height="400" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/Lo6f/574d44dd0a73feff7ee7f0a37d87e539f7dc0742" data-orgin-width="600" data-origin-height="600"></div><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>★별 관심없는 남편 </b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>(별 관심없이) 응, 그렇지... </b></span><br><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>★ 마누라 슬슬 화가 난다 </b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>그럼 재혼해야지?</b></span><br><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>★아무생각없는 남편 </b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>그래 알아쓰... 재혼할께...</b></span><br><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>★삐지기 시작한 마누라 </b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>진짜루???</b></span><br><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/Lo6f/a1f5dc6572941261438f995ebf5d33115e3efdec" class="txc-image" width="400" height="711" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/Lo6f/a1f5dc6572941261438f995ebf5d33115e3efdec" data-orgin-width="540" data-origin-height="960"></div><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>★귀찮기만 한 남편 </b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>그려어...</b></span><br><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>★열나기 시작한 마누라 </b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>우리 침대에서 딴 여자랑 잔다꼬???</b></span><br><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>★아우.귀찮아 죽을라는 남편 </b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>음... 그렇지...</b></span><br><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>★실실 성질나기 시작한 마누라 </b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>그리고 내 옷들도 입게 할라꼬???</b></span><br><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>★티브이 보느라 아무 생각없는 남편 </b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>음... 원하면 그러라구 하지...</b></span><br><br><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/Lo6f/0f29c282a0b01c3576c934921e4598369ebdbe7e" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/Lo6f/0f29c282a0b01c3576c934921e4598369ebdbe7e" data-orgin-width="320" data-origin-height="320"></div><br><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>★못참을 정도로 화난 마누라 </b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>진짜?.... 그럼 내 사진도 떼어내고 </b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>그여자 사진 걸어놓을라꼬??? </b></span><br><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>★아, 진짜 암 생각없는 남편 </b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>그럼 그래야 하는거 아녀???</b></span><br><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>★엄청 화나기 시작한 마누라 </b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>그렇단 말이지!!... 그럼 내 골프채도 </b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>그뇬이 쓰게 하겠네??? </b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>팔 걷어 붙이기 시작한 마누라 </b></span><br><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>★남편 무의식중에 </b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>잉?...아녀...그 여자 왼손잡이여~~~</b></span><br><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>★ 폭발하는 마누라 </b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>뭐여~~ 딱걸려쓰!! 일루와~~ </b></span><br><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>퍽!퍽!!!...... </b></span><br><span style="color: #006dd7; font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>*</b></span><br><span style="color: #006dd7; font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>*</b></span><br><span style="color: #006dd7; font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>*</b></span><br><span style="color: #006dd7; font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>*</b></span><br><span style="color: #006dd7; font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>내 고럴지 알았어 색안경끼고 출근혀!!</b></span><br><span style="color: #006dd7; font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>부부간에 이런 농담은 절대 삼가합시다 </b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b><br></b></span><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/Lo6f/40b1261aa9d897827c6c7fa8ca1298af403117c4" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/Lo6f/40b1261aa9d897827c6c7fa8ca1298af403117c4" data-orgin-width="400" data-origin-height="600"></div><br><br><span style="color: #ee2323; font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size23"><b>별걸 다 바라는 여친..... </b></span><br><span style="color: #ee2323; font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size23"><b>. </b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>내 여친과는 만난지 85일 정도 됐는데 </b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>한 30일 지난이후부터 </b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>저녁에 전화해서는 이러더군요.</b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>여친 : 밥먹었어?</b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>나 : 응 많이 무따.</b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>여친 : 시 썼어?</b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>. </b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>나 : 아니 ..시 쓸꺼야</b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>제가 글 쓰는걸 좋아하는걸 알기에.. </b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>그래서 묻는줄알고 실망을 주기 싫어서...</b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>그 날 이후 책방에는 </b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>만화방만 가던 내가 서점을 갔습니다.</b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>혼자가기는 무안해서 친한 친구와 함께 갔습니다.</b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b> .</b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>나 : 니두 너 여친이 시를 써 달라카나?</b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>친구 : 아니..난 그냥 음...힙합 불러 달라카던데..</b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>나 : 전부 가지가지하네,, </b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>차라리 그게 났겠다. 휴 이게 뭐고...</b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>친구 : ㅋㅋ 애국가 적어서 보여줘라 </b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>3절부터 적어주면 잘모르잖아.. </b></span><br><br><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/Lo6f/a8920b7e1735f380b21546b0f261fdb390330091" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/Lo6f/a8920b7e1735f380b21546b0f261fdb390330091" data-orgin-width="307" data-origin-height="625"></div><br><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>나 : 그럴까..</b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>그날 저녁 시상이 떠올라서 적어놓고 </b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>아침에 일어나서 읽으면 유치하고..</b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>내 손이 세 개라면 그댈 위해 하나 주고</b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>내 팔이 세 개라면 그녈위해 하나 주고</b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>.</b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>내 다리가 세 개라면 그녈 위해 하나주고</b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>그러면 나는 정상인 그녀는 병신</b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>그래서 결국엔 애국가 3절과 4절을 적절히 섞어서 </b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>A4지에 출력을 했습니다.</b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b> .</b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>"가을 하늘 공활한데 </b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>높고 구름 없이 밝은 달은 우리 그대얼굴일세 </b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>이 기상과 이맘으로 사랑을 </b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>다하여 괴로우나 즐거우나 그대 사랑하세"</b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>일단 이렇게 적어서 </b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>저녁에<b> 만나서 식당에서 낭송했습니다. </b></b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>음이 잡히는걸 피해가며...</b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>우리 여친 좋아하더군요...</b></span><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b> <br></b></span></span><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/Lo6f/9c3d69f69e58eded88f8f30dfdcf7f804842e8df" class="txc-image" width="400" height="600" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/Lo6f/9c3d69f69e58eded88f8f30dfdcf7f804842e8df" data-orgin-width="320" data-origin-height="480"></div><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>여친 : 오빠 근데 이거 왜썼는데..</b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>나 : 니가 시 썼는지 묻데..</b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>여친 : 언제? </b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>오빠 딴여자 있나? 내가 언제 그러디?</b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>나 : 니 어제 술뭇나? 왜 기억을 못해?</b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>시 땜에 싸우다가 집에 왔습니다...</b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b> .</b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>그날 저녁 전화 오더군요..</b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>여친 : 오늘 화내서 미안해..</b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>나 : 아냐.. 내가 미안하지...</b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>여친의 살벌한 한마디..........</b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>여친 : 근데 시썼어?</b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b> .</b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>엄청 무서웠습니다.</b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>사이코 하고 사귀는것 같은 느낌이랄까...</b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>나 : 오늘 보여 줬잖아...........</b></span><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>여친이 웃으면서 또박또박 말하더군요...</b></span><br><span style="color: #006dd7; font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>여친 : 씻... 었... 냐... 구..............</b></span><br><span style="color: #006dd7; font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>↓</b></span><br><span style="color: #006dd7; font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>아직까지 밤만되면 시상이 떠오릅니다.^^</b></span><br><br><br><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20"><span style="font-family: 'Nanum Gothic';" data-ke-size="size20">-옮긴글입니다.-<br><br></span></span></span><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/Lo6f/aa15e4bcf546d2d675035c749fdacd49d7242a04" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/Lo6f/aa15e4bcf546d2d675035c749fdacd49d7242a04" 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